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Welcome back everyone to the second season of the Final Fantasy Feast League! It’s been a long tumultuous off-season, full of drama, suspensions, rules-dodging, and back alley deals! However, I am proud to declare season two of the league official open!

As we open the second season, there are new faces to be found everywhere. This comes as no surprise since 5 of the 6 teams from last season were either banned from the league, fell apart due to financial concerns, or are currently on trial for murder, sexual misconduct, and/or rampant drug abuse. Only Titan’s Banana Hammock returns to the league this season, eager to build off a strong finish to last year and hopefully take home the gold. They’ve adopted the Navel as their home base, and will be represented by a cast of familiar characters including Yuna, Lulu, Kain, Cyan and the newcomer Fusoya. Now let’s introduce our new teams, starting by rounding out the¬†Eastern Division.

Aniero Grigori returns to the league, helming up the newly formed Red Wings of Castle Baron. His early draft strategy of picking players no one had ever heard of him may serve him well, if only because other teams have no idea how to prepare. His team of Lakeicius, Layle, Brandt, Benjamin, and the Protagonist from FF Legend 2 are eager to make their names known here in the FFFL.

New GM Malky Thera will be running the Melusine Marauders. Based out of Limsa Lominsa, this well rounded team of Shantotto, Freya, Onion Knight, Y’Shtola, and Gilgamesh (FFXIV) are out to prove they’re the captains of the ship city. They’ll have no shortage of competition however, as this season has 3 teams coming to us from Limsa.

Eskalia Ryumasa has reorganized his team after the disaster that was his first season in the league. Adopting the Balamb Garden Training Center as their home, the Balamb T-Rexaurs are ready to take center stage and power to the play-offs this season. Squall returns to the team from last season, joined by Zidane, fan-favorite Rydia, Auron, and Hildebrand!

After taking dead last in season 1, Nika Kayanian has restocked and reloaded with an active off-season. Re-branding her team the Chickabos, she represents our second team to be based out of Limsa Lominsa with her team doing battle in The Missing Member. Tifa, Iceheart, Celes, Merlwyb, and Faris have all signed on, determined to put to rest the demons of last season!

And now on to the Western Division:

First up we have a new GM to the league in Gordor, heading up El Negro Grande. Determined to put Kallo’s offensive strategy from last season to the test, he’s drafted Barret, Raubahn, Vivi, Laguna, and Garnet to defend the slums of Midgar!

However, another new GM to the league will be standing in his way. BeemBo USA will be headed up by Madd Hatter, coming to us all the way from Quarrymill. With a strong second round in the draft that netted him fan-favorite JoeNeverFails, his squad of Wakka, Ramuh (FF14), Locke, and Raw Devil are ready to roll!

Last season’s champion may have had his title and team stricken from the record books, but Kallo Landis has scratched, clawed, and cheated his way back into the league. Now running the Edelweiss Avengers, his team represents our third Limsan squad. Coming to you live from the Rogue’s Guild, Fran, Sazh, Thancred, Robel-Akbel, and Ealdwine aim to pick up where the Kallo Klux Klan left off… for better or for worse.

Making his LBR debut, Senpai joins the league as our newest GM as he takes command of the Super Senpai Megaforce. With a potent line-up including Beatrix, Sabin, Balthier, Rubicante, and Firion, opponents will certainly have a difficult time playing in the Chaos Shrine this season.

And finally, after extensive PED and STD testing, GM Juxta Position returns to the league running the Verminion Lords. Coming to us straight from the Manderville Gold Saucer, and sponsored by Lords of Verminion (Find in the Sleep-aid section of your local pharmacy), Juxta has drafted a legion of living dead including Cloud, Aerith, Haurchefant, Tellah, and the Marmots he slew in 1.0 as part of the Special Marmot Defense Force, yes specifically those marmots!

Match-ups coming your way after the jump!

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Hello FFFL fans everywhere! Here we are! The waiting is over. It’s hyperbowl week!!! Our teams have played hard the whole season in preparation for this moment. The Kallo Klux Klan is set to square off with bitter rival Bondage N Servitude for the title of League Champion. Who will reign supreme? Who spends the off-season convincing themselves second place is good enough? Your votes will decide!

With no waiver wire moves allowed, teams this week were only able to swap in their bench player. Only Besaid Butt Plugs GM Aniero Grigori chose to do so, and it is the opinion of this writer that he did so only to create more work for the league commissioner. He brings Absolute Virtue in, and sends Ultimecia back to the bench.

Last week’s match-ups saw the Kallo Klux Klan defeating the Besaid Butt Plugs to secure their ticket to the hyper bowl. Meanwhile, Bondage N Servitude pulled out the win against Titan’s Banana Hammock in a back and forth match that went right down to the wire. In the toilet bowl, the Mordion Gaolbirds and Hengr’s Crucible needed over-time to decide who the winner was. After an extra session of voting on sunday, the Mordion Gaolbirds walked away the winners securing a shred of dignity while Hengr’s Crucible will have first overall pick next season.

 

Voting for the Hyper bowl after the jump!
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Good evening FFFL fans and welcome to the play-offs! The waiting is over, the standings are completed and the showdown for the post-season begins today! 4 teams have advanced to the play-offs with two teams left to play for pride and prepare for next season.

First up, the Kallo Klux Klan defeated Hengr’s Crucible, advancing to 8-2 and ending the play-off dreams of the crucible. They will meet up with the Besaid Butt Plugs in the first round, who managed to get into the play-offs despite a loss to Bondage N Servitude. Speaking of Bondage N Servitude, their week 10 win also nabbed them second place in the league and has them set up to face off with Titan’s Banana Hammock. The banana hammocks made it into the play-offs with a dramatic win over the Mordion Gaolbirds in a neutral-site game in Garlemald!

Onto the waiver wire for the week! There was not a ton of moves made this week, in fact… there was only one. However, it will shake the league to its core! Bondage N Servitude General Manager Juxta Position was surprised to find himself on the waiver wire this week, but he is a feast participant and is therefore eligible to be selected by teams. No one expected him to be taken, but the Kallo Klux Klan saw an opportunity and took it! They dropped Selphie off their bench and have selected a rival team’s GM to fill the position!

The final standings for the season are thus:

1st: Kallo Klux Klan (8-2)

2nd: Bondage N Servitude (5-5, 2-0 in tie breakers)

3rd: Titan’s Banana Hammock (5-5, 0-2 in tie breakers)

4th: Besaid Butt Plugs (4-6, 3-1 in tie breakers)

5th: Hengr’s Crucible (4-6, 2-2 in tie breakers)

5th: Mordion Gaolbirds (4-6, 2-2 in tie breakers)

Post-Season voting after the jump!

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Good afternoon FFFL fans everywhere! It all comes down to this ladies and gentlemen! Week 10 of the league is upon us and now we determine once and for all who is going to the play-offs and who spends a long off-season trying to figure out what happened.

The Kallo Klux Klan has locked up a first place finish in the regular season as well as their spot in the play-offs, however the rest of the league is in a very different position. Every other team sits with a record of 4-5 and with four teams set to make the playoffs, it’s “win and you’re in” this week in the FFFL!

Heading over to the waiver wire this week, all three teams that lost in week 9 have made changes to their line-ups. Meanwhile, the three winners from last week have chosen to stand firm. First up, the Besaid Butt Plugs have made their first line up change since week 4, opting to sign Ex-Death to the team and dropping Seymour. The butt plugs have struggled as of late and isolated the Maester as their weak point. Ex-Death joins the team and will start over Absolute Virtue.

Next up, Hengr’s Crucible made a rare line-up change. Thancred is coming in off the bench after studying the playbook for a few weeks. He’ll be taking Auron’s spot in the line up. While Auron has been performing well, the team has struggled overall and management felt it was time for a shake up. Management will need to keep a close eye on Auron’s ever-present hip jug as he will now be in charge of the team’s hydration from the bench.

Lastly, Bondage N Servitude made a pair of moves this week. They first benched Jenova, feeling the baddie didn’t perform very well as a tank on the all-hero line up. This moves Lightning back into starting line-up and time will tell how well she functions at tank. Not content to leave Jenova sitting on the bench though, she was cut moments later and Terra was re-signed to the roster. It’s definitely rare for a player to sign with a team that cut them just one week prior, but some hard feelings have apparently been let go.

The standings currently are:

1st: Kallo Klux Klan (7-2)

2nd: Everyone else (4-5)

Voting for Week 10 match-ups after the jump!

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Good afternoon Final Fantasy Feast League fans from all over the world! Eskalia Ryumasa here with your week 9 update!

With only this week and next separating us from the play-offs, every single team has a chance of making the post season! In fact, only the Kallo Klux Klan has sealed their post season berth, so everyone else is playing for their spot.

With that, let’s jump into the waiver wire moves for the week! Three teams chose to make moves this week, hoping to put themselves on the right path. First up, Titan’s Banana Hammocks cut ties with their long time coach Duncan, opting instead to sign Y’Shtola. Coach Y’Shtola will immediately assume responsibility, leading the banana hammocks into their showdown with Hengr’s Crucible.

Next up, the Mordion Gaolbirds decided to shake things up as they try to get back on track after losing a last second heart-breaker to the Kallo Klux Klan last week. They’ve released Steiner and instead signed Beatrix as their new tank. No doubt this may cause some awkwardness in that relationship, but there’s no crying in the Feast. Lastly, Terra has been cut from Bondage N’ Servitude only one week after signing with the team. In her place, Jenova has been signed and will start at tank this week. Once again, media flocked to GM Juxta Position for clarification on the use of a villain in the team’s tank position. He was quoted as saying, “Look, we needed a tank. She’s in a tank. Science.” We reached out to Terra for comment on being cut so soon after signing with her team and she had this to say: “Classless. You expect more from a quality progressive organization like Bondage N Servitude.” More on this as it develops!

 

The current standings are:

1st: Kallo Klux Klan (6-2)

2nd: Besaid Butt Plugs (4-4) (2-1 in tiebreaker games with BNS and HCB)

3rd: Hengr’s Crucible (4-4) ¬†(2-2 in tiebreaker games with BNS and BBP)

4th: Bondage N Servitude (4-4) (1-2 in tiebreaker games with HCB and BBP)

5th: Titan’s Banana Hammock (3-5) (1-0 in tiebreaker games with MGB)

6th: Mordion Gaolbirds (3-5) (0-1 in tiebreaker games with TBH)

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Hello everyone! Eskalia Ryumasa here with your Final Fantasy Feast League week 8 match-ups! We are three weeks away from the play-offs and every vote counts!

Three teams decided to shake things up this week, making moves that they hope will line them up nicely for a play-off run! First up, Bondage N Servitude has decided to cut Beatrix, not believing their long time tank has it in her to take them to the promised land. Instead, they’ve chosen to sign Terra off the waiver wire. Critics were quick to question the use of Terra in the tank role, but when asked about the move, team GM Juxta Position just screamed “MAGIC DEFENSE” into the microphone for approximately 20 minutes.

Although Hengr’s Crucible doesn’t make many moves, they decided to make an upgrade at the bench-warmer position this week. Faris will have to find another team to serve Gatorade to, as Thancred has been signed off waivers. Our reporters reached out to Thancred about agreeing to terms with a team that didn’t have an open starting position, but his primary concern seemed to be whether he would be participating in or cleaning up after the many orgies common on Hengr’s Crucible.

Lastly, the Kallo Klux Klan has decided to make a roster move despite sitting in first place. Team Ranged DPS Rinoa has been cut from her second team this season, and will be heading back to the free agent market while FFXI Black Mage Shantotto will be immediately filling her place on the active roster. Fans of the team were pleasantly surprised to learn Professor Shantotto is in fact an adult, despite her appearance.

Over on the scoreboards, the race for the playoffs is in a full sprint to the finish. Despite being 70% of the way through the regular season, every team still has a chance to make the play-offs, although some have it more dire than others. The Kallo Klux Klan picked up another win last week over Titan’s Banana Hammocks. This puts the hammocks in a tough spot at 2-5, as one more loss is likely to spell the end of their season. Meanwhile, the Kallo Klux Klan sits at 5-2 and in 1st place. The Mordion Gaolbirds barely eked out a win over the Besaid Butt Plugs, pulling themselves into a tie for fourth place and out of the basement. Coming off their fourth straight loss however, the butt plugs now find themselves even with their week 7 opponents. Both teams are at 3-4, and will be hungry for a playoff spot. Lastly, Hengr’s Crucible picked up their second win of the season over Bondage N Servitude thanks to a fired up performance from Prishe. Both teams are at 4-3 with Hengr’s Crucible holding the tie-breaker and second place overall.

The current standings are:

1st: Kallo Klux Klan (5-2)

2nd: Hengr’s Crucible (4-3) ¬†(2-0 in tiebreaker games with BNS)

3rd: Bondage N Servitude (4-3) (0-2 in tiebreaker games with HCB)

4th: Besaid Butt Plugs (3-4) (1-1 in tiebreaker games with MGB)

4th: Mordion Gaolbirds (3-4) (1-1 in tiebreaker games with BBP)

6th: Titan’s Banana Hammock (2-5)

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